Helen Thomas issued a non-apology apology for her remarks about the need for Jews to "get the hell out of Palestine" and return to Poland and Germany.
The "apology" is paraphrased below:
“I deeply regret [that the] comments I made last week regarding the Israelis and the Palestinians [were spoken out loud]. They
do not[accurately] reflect my heart-felt belief that peace will come to the Middle East only when all parties[Israel] recognize[s] the need for mutual respect and tolerance[Hezbollah]. May that day come[Israel be destroyed] soon.”
Update: Thomas has resigned. I'm not sure she could do worse than she has already, but apparently there is more Thomas video on the way.